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Thomas Waterworld III was born right here in the good 'ol Pacific Northwest back in the 60's. He's a Libra, which is a shame, because he's actually a Scorpio. "I tell my friends that I'm a Leo! Ha! You should see their faces. Idiots."He is an avid nudist but only in the shower (sometimes the neighbors have to "talk" to him, if you know what I mean). "I believe in Nature, in all of its disgusting, vomit-inducing forms." Tom's hobby is disguising himself as a 300 pound scientist named " Dr. Perry C. Groinmeyer" and going to symposiums to mock 'real' scientists. Recently, he humiliated Dr. August R. Fletcher by loudly accusing him of "sounding like a dork" during Dr. Fletcher's sub-atomic particles speech. Tom Fun Facts: Tom's favorite food is "beige".Tom believes that aliens are real, and are not interested in us, but in our sandwiches. Tom discovered while watching Oprah that after several self-inflicted blows to the head, he can speak Chinese.
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