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Melody Sunshine Maimkill was born in a Canadian light detainment facility in the summer of '79. Here she was forced to make giant statues in the shape of popsicles (which the Canadians believed was a symbol of "contentment and knowledge"). Finally, her family made a daring and cunning escape involving a fork, a dozen HoHos and a Dean Martin record (this escape was chronicled on "Touched By An Angel"). To this day, Melody refuses to eat popsicles or laugh at the nutty comedic stylings of Canadian standup comics. Melody Fun Facts: Originally wanted to name the band "3 Dips And A Gal" or "Worship Me I Am The Goddess" or "You Sniveling Insect Men" or "The Lovin' Castor Oilful". An avid Penguin Twisting enthusiast, Melody owns the Olympic record for this event. "And I did it with chopsticks in under 16 seconds!" Melody "digs" living in the moment:" I believe in living, breathing, talking and being interviewed in the moment. Like right there the moment just passed, and I don't want to talk about it. And there goes another one. I believe in the future. I only want to talk about the future things that I'm going to say. Which aren't said until I say them. So to speak." Bio compliments of Richard Millhouse Nixon |
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